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  2. Jonothan, Jonothan

    Yes father, you have said my name?

    Jonothan are you consuming all of the C6H12O6?

    No father, I am not consuming the C6H12O6. Although it would be quite tasty, I would not eat it due to the fact it would cause many health problems later in my life

    By the way you didn’t make eye contact, I have a theory that you lied about consuming the C6H12O6. Father, why would I lie to you? I have been told to respect my elders

    Well then Jonothan, if you are not lying, then open your mouth to show you have no C6H12O6 inside of it

    Father, you have seen through my scheme. I have been consuming the C6H12O6. This has been quite amusing, so I will show my emotions in the form of laughter.

    2. Jonathan, I repeat Jonathan.

      O dearest biological father, for what might you require my presence at this time?

      Have you been, in secrecy, consuming the sweet crystalline substance known as sugar, whilst being fully aware that this action is in fact prohibited?

      Father, my one and only male parental figure, you are under the pretense that I have committed such a devious crime as to steal and ingest particles of glucose, however, this is a duplicitous and untruthful thought to have.

      Jonathan, dare you attempt to constitute these falsities and present them to your own male predecessor? Have you no degradation as you so overtly confer these deceptable remarks? You have displeased me so. I command that you confess to me your communication of misinformation.

      My dearest antecedent, you continue to indiscriminately follow these preposterous claims, which only further infuriates me. At your own benefit, you should no longer persist this outrageous investigation, as the result shall be not only unsatisfactory but utterly humiliating.

      Your resistance, my youthful offspring, you have forced me to take immediate action in response to your insincere pleas, and you are now obliged to present your oral cavity before me so that I may effectively refute your heinous argument, as this action shall reveal the falsity in your claims.

      Alas, my intransigence has only resulted in my failure, although despite my blatant defeat, I find this ongoing dispute quite amusing. For this, I shall create sounds proceeding from the vocal chords that indicate amusement, much to your dismay.

  14. Jonathan, I repeat Jonathan.

    O dearest biological father, for what might you require my presence at this time?

    Have you been, in secrecy, consuming the sweet crystalline substance known as sugar, whilst being fully aware that this action is in fact prohibited?

    Father, my one and only male parental figure, you are under the pretense that I have committed such a devious crime as to steal and ingest particles of glucose, however, this is a duplicitous and untruthful thought to have.

    Jonathan, dare you attempt to constitute these falsities and present them to your own male predecessor? Have you no degradation as you so overtly confer these deceptable remarks? You have displeased me so. I command that you confess to me your communication of misinformation.

    My dearest antecedent, you continue to indiscriminately follow these preposterous claims, which only further infuriates me. At your own benefit, you should no longer persist this outrageous investigation, as the result shall be not only unsatisfactory but utterly humiliating.

    Your resistance, my youthful offspring, you have forced me to take immediate action in response to your insincere pleas, and you are now obliged to present your oral cavity before me so that I may effectively refute your heinous argument, as this action shall reveal the falsity in your claims.

    Alas, my intransigence has only resulted in my failure, although despite my blatant defeat, I find this ongoing dispute quite amusing. For this, I shall create sounds proceeding from the vocal chords that indicate amusement, much to your dismay.

  15. Answer, O son of mine! Answer, Johnny, this!
    What is your inquire, father? Anything amiss?
    Hast thou been eating sugar, little child o’ mine?
    Nay, father! Allegation of that I decline!
    Do I deceit detect from thy kid mouth?
    To fool my dearest father would be most uncouth!
    Then uncover thy chompers if the truth you speak!
    Alas! For my own laughter exposed the trick!

  17. The backstory is Johnny has an extremely high I.Q as a result of watching the first 5 seconds of Rick and Morty, causing he head’s size to increase. Knowing how dangerous Johnny could become, Papa locked him in his room where he occasionally spanks him. Now Johnny being the intellectual that he is, breaks through the door to obtain the “sugar”. But this is no ordinary sugar. If you zoom in on a specific frame you’ll be able to see that the sugar is actually secretly souls of all the degenerates watching Apandah. It’s theorized that for Johnny to sustain his large brain he needs to orally inject them. Now Papa tries to stop him, but since his I.Q is minuscule compared to Johnny’s, he is unable to stop him. (If you watch the director’s cut you’d be able to see them actually fight with their psychic powers).

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