JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA

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  5. Human infant who is known as “Johnny”

    Yes human adult who is the infant “Johnny’s” biological father

    Are you consuming raw glucose by using your hands as shoveling devices

    No, I am not consuming raw glucose by using my hands as shoveling devices biological father

    Johnny, are you telling me that you did not consume the raw glucose by using your hands as shoveling devices even though you did

    No father, I clearly did not consume the raw glucose by using my hands as shoveling devices

    Johnny, open your mouth and show that you did not consume the raw glucose by using your hands as shoveling devices

    Father, I will now make a noise known as laughter to show my satisfaction that I lied about not consuming raw glucose by using my hands as shoveling devices and quickly move away from you

  7. Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

  13. Dad:Jonathon Jonathon
    Child: why yes my father
    Dad: eating the substance known as sugar that I said you cannot eat
    Child: no father I have no eaten the substance known as sugar that you said I could not eat
    Dad: Open your eating hole
    Child: aaah but I have not eaten the substance known as sugar that you said I could not drink
    Dad: your adopted

  15. JOHNY JOHNY
    yes papa?
    EATING SUGAR?
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    yes papa. I’m eating sugar. i havent eaten for the last three days and the sugar is the only thing i can reach. you’ve been smoking 3 packs a day.

    (I forgot the rest)

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