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Learn Twinkle Twinkle Little Tsar on piano with this tutorial! Please enjoy!

Arranged by Andrew Wrangell
Edited by Samuel Dickenson

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We've had enough of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, so we decided to pop the top on a bottle of vodka and get thinking. What if a Russian monarch had decided to seize this nursery rhyme and produce their own version? If you love Russian stuff, you love this Russian version of a classic kids song!

Twinkle twinkle little tsar
How we wonder where you are
Up above the gulag high
Like a nasty traitor spy


  1. *Johnny, Johnny*
    Yes papa?
    *Spreading communism?*
    No papa.
    *Telling lies?*
    No papa.
    *Open your mouth*

    Союз нерушимый республик свободных
    Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
    Да здравствует созданный волей народов
    Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

  2. Twinkle, twinkle little Tsar,
    Signed me up as commissar.
    Hammer, solid, polished bright,
    Sickle gleaming in the light…
    Twinkle, twinkle little Tsar,
    Topped the list in my memoir.

    I shouldn’t be making poems.

    1. Twinkle twinkle little tsar…
      How I wonder what you are.
      You will say cyka blyat,
      You will suck every assassins blood…
      Twinkle twinkle little tsar…
      How I wonder what you are.

    1. Rotokwar The gamer I’m 17 now so this show came out when I was nine and still even if you were 15 you were still a kid at the time. Just saying it was a show I watched when I was a kid is all.

    1. Вышел месяц из тумана,
      Вынул ножик из кармана
      Буду резать, буду бить —
      Все равно тебе водить!

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